The problem with chimps replacing us (and most primates) is that they do not have the ability to swim. Any plans a zoo chimp has to escape is foiled by 6' deep mote. IMO that is what evolved us from chimps, we can swim, in fact we enjoy the water, and why else would we be relatively hairless if it were not for…

hydrodynamic

Never trust a ginger.

At least we know it won't catch fire.

It should be the company is not willing to pay you what your worth not what you deserve.

HDMI supports DRM across the board. VGA does not.

Thats not an avalanche, its just Charlie Sheen's mountain getaway.

Way to perpetuate the stereotype that Muslims don't have a sense of humor.

At least Fleshbot still uses the old layout.

Launchpad is not much different than dragging your applications folder to your dock.

I had a sneaking suspicion that this is what is going on in Egypt and Lybia. It seemed a little too organized for those people and facebook.

In other news the Golden Gate Bridge has sold naming rights to finance the renovations. The bridge will now be called the Bank of America bridge. The bridge is set to be foreclosed on in April.

"Missing is the EcoBoost F-150, but present is the mysterious Explorer SHO."

I haven't noticed Mexican Coke. Is that like Columbian Coke?

Another one of Costco's tricks is gasoline. They discount the gas anywhere from $.05 - $.10 / gallon. Many times I fill up and stop in the store which is at least a half hour ordeal even if I don't buy anything.

It also has the old calculator icon. I concur about this being fishy. Ever since the driving faster saves lives article I believe everything on gawker sites are fishy. Except fleshbot, that is supposed to be fishy and assy.

Is there any way to be plugged into A/C power without charging?

I got to miss a day of high school because of a molasses spill from a tanker truck. Apparently the valve somehow was switched open while he was driving down a narrow two lane road. I guess that and hurricane days make up for snow days the rest of US youth gets to enjoy.

What you don't understand about Florida drivers is that 90% of them are from somewhere else.

Your excused.