Side effects may include: nausea, heart burn, upset stomach, diarrhea, constipation and rectal blleding.

I have witnessed a Tibetan Monk walking on a desolate stretch of US98 in Highlands County last December, just south of the Istokpoga Canal. He would wave his walking staff at every car that went by. Just wondering if that was him.

Because the way people use their phones is different from how they use a game console. If I was trying to text or make a call and my phone tells me to wait while it is uploading an update I would be pissed.

I bought a truck put in high compression pistons, high flow headers and re-worked the ECU. I bought it with the intent to go fast not to get groceries. I'm going to tell everyone on the internet how I did it. So now big auto company says I'm getting too much horsepower out of the truck and Judge Eito says I need to…

Three words, youth-in-asia.

@quillaja: Although they work almost in very similar ways, a sensor to read elevation is an altimeter not a barometer.

I am against gay marriage because I am against all marriage. Why does the government need to be involved in marriage anyway?

@Lars: You would understand if you've ever been in a Total Wine and More.

@Lars: Dislike. State run liquor stores.

@Silence04: You mean 60.

The blacker the berry the sweeter the prepaid plan.

@ingolstadt: No, for those of us that actually like to drive we have a problem with torque steer, poor weight distribution and not having the power where you need it.

@ppiddy: Oh and electricity is not subsidized?

Biden is a moron just as Bush is a moron, and I'm starting to believe that Obama isn't as smart as everyone thought he was when he was elected.

@Chance Hamlin: They have an alias, Travelers Insurance.

Mormonism is infecting everyone. The first signs are cessation of alcohol consumption. Next foul language disappears, finally a full blown outbreak of polygamy and the belief that Jesus left writings in the Utah desert that only one man can read.

@Manly McBeeferton: Fuck yeah!

@jaymcminn: Actually it was in Welly but close enough.

@ejp420: Heart

Clearly not a local. He had NY tags.