maybe he's playing the original you idiot moron

Agreed, what is the reason for the open trunk?

Ditto. I literally have no idea what any of this means.

I don't understand most of these words. Slab? Why is his trunk popped? Why is that good?

It's Alfred Online, now.

This guy and his brother are two of the biggest asshole, cry baby, douchbags to ever coach football. They literally whine about everything. God forbid one of their players gets called for a penalty, these dudes have temper tantrums like 5 year olds.

I can't be the only one that thinks this every time I hear or see the word that word, Ute.

Does The Subaru Brat count?

"Oh, you can't think I'd do this on purpose? Look... I tied him to the rear bumper while I was packing the car. It was very confusing. I must have forgot. I'm very sorry, I feel terrible."

There's more MD2020 in this fuggler than in PFTCommenter's fridge.

That would be a lot more tolerable if somebody as notoriously out-of-touch as "Disco! Hey I like that" Lee Corso wasn't the guy making a "comedic" mockery of Native Americans. I'm all for Blazing Saddles, but having a 200 year old white male football commentator do a five-year-old's version of a native american ritual…

You scare me in the same way that people have turned Steve Jobs into some sort of deity.

BFBS= no bueno

Col. Springs here (somebody save me...) I've heard of a "cowboy burger" but NEVER a "cowboy cookie". I'll second, third, or 54th the "pot brownie"... then I'll eat a Denver omelet.

I have never had boiled ass or whatever that is, but that probably explains why so many people in New Hampshire are old and perpetually cranky.

I grew up in CO for 2 decades and have never even seen this cookie. Rocky Mountain Oysters? Weed cookies at least!

Which is pot.

I'm 5'11" and have spent numerous nights comfortably sleeping in the back of my XJ!