Tots are not fries and you are the worst person the world has ever known.
KidneyHabit
KidneyHabit
Leather/vinyl seats + winter = heated seats are important.
You must not get winter where you live. Heated seats are a godsend
Not a movie, but on Gilmore Girls she plays sweet-natured, slightly kooky chef, Sookie St. James.
It's not a movie, but she was in the WB show Gilmore Girls, a main supporting role, and she was incredible. There was never one mention of her size because it wasn't relevant to the character. Also, GG rules! :)
man i kept waiting for that thing to come out singing "hello my baby... hello my darling..."
Is that a joke about not being able to whack it with his arm in a cast?
Kinja autocorrect + IPad autocorrect = Emmitt Smith's Lock of the Week.
Oh, come on, fhqwhgads.
No joke, Evoclin. That shit saved my life.
But money isn't an issue in the 24th century.
Steve Martin pledges "Two hundred and FIFTY big ones."
But it says, "Police Parking Only" so is the last part of that statement accurate?
You're, like, not all that swift, eh?
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"Agony of De'feet" is a given title for the lowlights reel.
The Washington Red Dogs
Chocolate City Mothership
Brats are not the end-all be-all, but they are a delicious part of this balanced boozefest.
How about "update your software every ding-dong day?" How about "reboots are definitely necessary even though Linux never tells you they are (and people claim they aren't)?" Let's not pretend like Linux is this perfectly efficient self-perpetuating machine, here. I love Linux, but everything requires some sort of…