Judging from the way clothing is going I’m going to say that we don’t matter quite a much. I’m not skinny (32” waist and 32” length) but I have to order most of my clothes to get sizes that fit because the store clothes are big to get my length I can typically only find 34+ size pants

That’s not true! That’s impossible!

Yes.

Counterpoint:

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

My favorite Effie Brown story:

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

“Sanders wasn’t really seen as all that serious a candidate until Black Lives Matter blew him up”

I'd go to more tennis matches if I could openly smoke weed there.

How to start your day like Mocena:

Did you know that Billy Wilder originally had a different opening scene where William Holden is on a slab in a morgue and gets up and starts the story? The audience thought it was a comedy, so he cut it for the now iconic swimming pool opening.

take it from a dude who dosent take criticism well, wait till you dont need the ride then just in a jokingly/serious tone say “dude, learn the fuck how to park” lol