Yeah, but 10 people is like 5,000 people in the metric system.

Basically, the devs came up with the ultimate nightmare scenario: what happens when you turn prisons in to for-profit companies?

Fast travel ruined Skyrim.

I totally feel you man, I actually didn’t know what that was until about a month ago. Everyone acts like it’s super common or something, but I’m a total internet person, and I still never saw it. The worst part was, I wrote like five awesome paragraphs to totally smack down a stupid troll, and he just replied with…

I have my mugshot framed. But I was arrested at a protest, hence the pride.

Can anyone tell me if the non-Damon Bourne movie is worth watching? My gut says no, but my heart begs for yes.

Seriously? The department had no female officers that could have done this interview? They had to get some middle-aged dude? I mean, might not seem like a huge deal, but if I was in her position, I would want to talk to a female. Not saying anything about that particular officer; maybe he did a great job. Just maybe…

Thanks, no one was being sane. Fuck the military, we shouldn’t have one during peacetime.

This is the most liberal site I’ve read (yes, even worse than the Huffington Post).

I have to wear masks at protests so I don’t get fired from the alarm company I work for. Heart goes out to this guy.

Jeez. Aw jeez. =.)

This is a story about how I almost got kicked off a plane a few weeks ago:

Ugh! A friend of mine did some porn work a while ago and everyone she ever met ever started pulling this crap with her. She had to delete all her social media, change her hair color and wear dark glasses any time she went outside for like a year.

Look at her mouth. See how it’s pulled down in the corners when she tries to talk, like a cartoon of a sad person? I’ve had that happen. It’s when your whole body and face wants to explode into tears, but you can’t. I distinctly remember two times in my life when it happened to me, and I definitely can spot it on her…

I wish I could have done this to all the trolls on Unturned. Fuckers.

Haha that’s how my sweet mom showed me!

no no, just an idiot troll who is a 4 out of 10 at trolling. tl;dr was decent, but we’ll see how long you can stand the trolling of one Kid Mexico!!!

Yeah, I mean, three whole paragraphs. I basically wrote you a novel. Think you can out-troll me bitch? You’re on.

Haha okay dude. Seriously, look at your life right now. You know NOTHING about my life and friendship with this dude. I am, as it happens, not broke and it’s not money that’s keeping me from purchasing a car. Even if I was though, let me enlighten you a little. I was the first of my friends to buy a car. I was the…

Hahaha, actually, I just showed him this comment thread. Some lecture troll lectured me about what an asshole I am for not having a car and criticizing his driving/parking. I showed him that, we had a good laugh, and then I was all, “But seriously, dude. Let me show you how to fucking park.” Worked out great.