I was literally looking to see if this was on 4k Blu-ray the other day!  

Fair.  I’d actually be almost pleasantly surprised by that twist, actually.

Absolutely!  And I’m definitely planning to watch the movie, I’d just be more excited if they weren’t telegraphing the ending.  A movie about a completely doomed crew fighting to the last against an unstoppable evil is far more compelling to me.

Calling it now: despite there being no survivors in the book, the black guy, the woman, and the kid will all survive the film.

If you think 90% of the WGA hacks could have so much as conceived of the show without his stories to start from, see the last two seasons of GoT for an example. The moment they ran out of GRRM’s books to adapt the show went right off the rails.

They're busy checking on the progress of their digital actors and AI writers.

“This piece was written during the 2023 WGA and SAG-AFTRA strikes. Without the labor of the writers and actors currently on strike, the show being covered here wouldn’t exist.”

Mike Flanagan still has Fall of the House of Usher still to come from Netflix. That, not Midnight Club, will be his final Netflix series.

I agree that the commercial breaks have gotten egregious lately. I feel like I’m spending half the time skipping ads. 

RIGHT!? I clicked through like, “Surely it’s the next one...surely it’s the next one...” And I’d also like to vote for all the podcasts under Aaron Mahnke’s Grim and Mild banner: Lore, Unobscured, Noble Blood, and American Shadows.

You forgot IDGAF!

Ok, I’m gonna need a modern remake of 3 The Hard Way like, right now.

I’m confused. You spent the entire article keeping your wording meticulously gender neutral then claim that the root of the issue is “a gendered oversight.”  If people of all genders can be affected, how can it be a gendered oversight?

The OP was joking.

I don’t think porn is the problem (well, a problem, but not *the* problem)—I think *context* is the problem. Porn is to sex as professional wrestling is to Olympic wrestling. But since porn is taboo, most parents don’t take the time to make this explanation (and, just like wrestling, tell them to never attempt…

We can also understand that names may be difficult to pronounce because of language differences. Some French or Chinese names for example will never be correctly pronounced by people who don’t speak the language for various reasons that have nothing to do with racism or “microagressions” including, but not limited to…

In France, Ruthkanda could sue her mom when she found out!

Accusing me of Trumpism just because we have differing opinions says more about you than it does about me.  Also, calling a black man a Trumpist is tantamount to racism.

No. I’m saying that you shouldn’t publicly congratulate yourself for just how awesomely virtuous you are for not supporting fascism by canceling classes with someone who voted for the other guy unless you’re prepared for scrutiny.

You’re assuming that because she voted for Trump that she supports every single one of his policies or actions.