Yes, I’m imperfect. And Cara Dumaplin is imperfect. But I’m also not doing a public, self-congratulatory victory lap. Furthermore, Lapetitelea
 literally wrote “Supporting fascism is unacceptable.”

So, you are of course boycotting anything made in China due to the governments continued cultural genocide and force labor of the Uighurs, correct?

“We know that particularly in African-American families, folks are talking to children about race and about discrimination and preparation for discrimination and things like that,” says Pahlke

I don’t see this as gross at all.  It’s all running down the drain anyway. It’s not like it’s collecting on the floor of the shower. Now...peeing in the shower when your partner is showering with you--that’s a whole different etiquette.

Amen! When I say I’m going to the gym people look at me funny. “Oh, I mean the one downstairs.”

When are we going to stop sexualizing men’s penises?

....unless you’re in Baltimore. We moved from the City to the County and ended up paying significantly less in property tax. We went from a 6000 square foot lot to an acre. Moreover, we’re on well and septic so no water bill. Furthermore, the schools are way better. And finally, in the City Comcast has a monopoly on…

So your father is clearly a racist and that seems to be the foundation of the problem. You’re not black. You’re biracial. Anyone trying to force you to pick is a bigot. It’s like telling a bisexual that they have to be either gay or straight.

1) Place baby on top of open, clean diaper. In case of disaster this offers whatever surface the baby is on an extra layer of protection. Once you pull out the old diaper, the baby falls immediately into the clean one rather than having to swap out.

My father in law is an executive chef.  His restaurant has never done delivery or carryout because they’ve never needed to. Now, with the dining room shut down, they’ve begun to do delivery, but they are specifically forgoing the 3rd party route so that they can employ their wait staff as delivery people. That way…

Two words: Bounce. House. My wife got the Little Tikes bounce house second hand from her FB mommy group months ago as a rainy day activity (it’s small enough to fit in the playroom.) Inflate that bad boy and say goodbye to the kids for at least an hour or two, after which time they are thoroughly exhausted.

Seriously.  This is how it’s done, folks. I totally support a bail out for this company.

Oh, well in that case, I rescind my outrage. 

All I kept thinking while I was reading this was: Where. Is. His. Father? All these questions, all these interruptions, he couldn’t play interference once or twice?

Wait....why would I press pause and pay anyway?  Why not just keep letting the cleaning person clean and the dog walker walk the dog?

You could just turn off the networking on the TV and use a Android TV, Roku, or Fire TV device.

What if my kid is half-black, but light skinned?

You forgot The Wandering Earth on April 30.

Keep in mind that during the first year *at least*, that kid is not sleeping through the night, so you’re not getting a full 8 hours of restful sleep. Your sleep is constantly being interrupted.

Same situation here. Black mom, white dad. Hispanics are constantly trying speak to me in Spanish. Once, after I explained that I didn't understand what a guy was saying because I don't speak Spanish the guy muttered "No pride," as he walked past me.