LOL my recent ex and I were from different background and demographics, shall we say. His great dream was for me to twerk for him...but it certainly wasn't a deal breaker and he was always sorrrrt of joking about it. Anyway he bugged me about it so much that I legitimately tried a few times but despite my ample…

"Michael Foucault..."

I guess we all have our... standards?

Is anyone else seriously annoyed that he misattributes "Habitus" to Foucault? Anyone? No?

Anybody want to pay to see a fat guy stare at his monitor?

Anybody?

It's good that he knows exactly what he wants. And it's probably good that you're not it.

I think you dodged a bullet there. Next!

peace out, prospective date guy.

Please please do this, Jezebel.

Why can't it just be "Healthy is the new Healthy"?

I'm strong because it's more useful when trying to move a car that won't start. Otherwise, I didn't pick it any more than I picked being short, so... Bluh.

Men like this just don't get it... We like the spontaneous fun guys because they aren't trying to impress us. They want to have FUN and are interested in sharing that with someone. I don't care to have a relationship. I care to have romance. Sweaty, funny, spontaneous, hot, un-planned romance. Once the puppy-love…

oh dear. It seems he has not changed much since he graduated from U of M. I wonder if it's worth it to dredge up some of those weekly update emails in my old email address. I nearly pissed myself when I saw this was on here.

I've been on Gordon's Weekly Update listserv for the entire time it has existed. This is just the tip of the iceberg in crazy.

bring you’re A-Game

I'm not sure why you're surprised by this guy. OKCupid is filled with these guys. A bigger bunch of insecure, ex-"good guy," man-children would be hard to find anywhere else.

What are the chances he's going to show up in the comments as soon as his "Gordon Chaffin" Google Alert informs him that the lesbian shitasses have his number? Pretty good, I think.

I saw the headline and thought Hugo Schwyzer was running.