What kind of monster names their child Greer Grammar?

Tallahassee police/prosecutors: "We can't prosecute! There isn't enough evidence! Which definitely has nothing to do with the fact that we didn't really bother to collect any!"

If there's one thing VictorScope truly excels at, it's posting trolling comments on Jezebel. Hopefully you'll be banned in no time.

Helen Lewis had a piece in the New Statesmen today about two of the people convicted of sending abusive tweets to Caroline Criado-Perez, the woman spearheading the campaign to get Jane Austen on the £10 note. Interestingly they aren't the MRA asshole you'd expect - they were, respectively, a mentally unstable man and…

She can pull it off though. Anyone else you'd be like "Why are they wearing a nightgown on the red carpet?" With her you're like "Why am I not wearing a floor-length nightgown right now even though I'm at work?!?!"

How cute would that be with Vanessa Bayer's shoes? Agree about the hem length too...

The problem with Dunham's dress is that it looks like she bought it in the prom section of Contempo Casuals (remember?! Before they were Wet Seal?!) circa 1997. The hair is awesome though. I like it even more than her pixie cut.

I grew up in Boston - I remember school being cancelled because it was so cold. This would always completely miff my parents. No matter what temperature it was - 15, 20, 25 below - 'They cancelled school for this? It's just a bit brisk!'

Just buy regular shoes, put them on your servants and make them death march to achieve that 'distressed look'. LOL RICH PEOPLE.

Salad you are one hilarious motherfucker! Get in my lady belly!

Well, I don't want to have to explain to my kids why - with all of the funny women out there - the best mainstream vehicle we can give to two female leads is a sitcom filled with racist jokes and badly set-up one-liners.

I wonder what kind of sexual offender-based rehabilitation program he would have gotten in juvie - or if he got one at all. If he did participate in one it has clearly done wonders for him.

I know this is the least of this dude's offences but I don't think you can be "very right". You can be right. You can be wrong. You can be partially right or partially wrong if it is a multi-pronged argument you're presenting. But you can't be "very right", in the same way that something can't be "very historical".…

You're supposed to wear a pink version of his team's jersey and give him a blow job while he watches the game.

I encompass bits of all of these categories!

I read it at first as "Maybe Clint Eastwood should play Christian Grey..." and I was like "How surreal. WILL WATCH."

If you name your kid Jedediah you're pretty much ensuring he's going to end up being a pro-life terrorist.

One of them is taken (and has an adorable bayyybayyy). But one is free! I'll put a good word in!

I say go for it via any means necessary. However, I am super-biased. See mah thread: http://jezebel.com/i-have-this-fr…

Benedict Cumberbatch. Justification: I think I just had a mini-orgasm writing out his name.