I don't care if they lip-sync or not but I don't want to know about it. I like to pretend that Britney or Beyonce is up there singing AND dancing with their freak-ass super-lungs. I want the illusion!

Black Russians!!!

I sooooooo want to be friends with Natasha Lyonne. AND her character on Orange is the New Black. Is that possible?

And since when are Russians, Italians, and French people a) not European and b) not White?

*right click, saves to .gif folder for future HILARITY*

Not all gun-owners are conservatives. But I think it's pretty fair to say that gun-nuts (and there's a difference) are pretty conservative.

But, wait....why are gun-nuts going to Starbucks? I thought they hated lefty, liberal, Volvo-drivers?

*reaches for wine and corkscrew*

Won't anybody think of the male egos?!?!?!

MUST OWN. Will wear all of the time. I'll never take it off, even to wash it.

Well, to be fair, network television did need something fill the gap Two and a Half Men left OH WAIT THAT SHIT IS STILL ON.

Having activities oriented around wearing Lily Pulitzer and meeting the "Amherst bball team" sounds like a pretty surefire method of keeping teh gayz out.

I didn't go to Smith, but I did go to another Seven Sisters (Bryn Mawr) and I'm straight.

As a Bryn Mawr alum.... thumbs up.

Remember that Sex and the City episode about secret single behaviour? Yeah, mine is getting in front of my magnified mirror and squeezing my blackheads. I'll go into this fugue-state. I'll be there for like an hour.

My parents cremated our family dog and cat when they passed (after being a part of the family for ~15 years). Their ashes sit in an urn on the mantle. I kind of like it!

I don't understand Why People Write Like This. Text speak (txt spk) is annoying but I guess it has the advantage of saving time. I mean, at least there's a logic behind it. Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word or ranDoM leTTerS TaKeS Up mOre TiMe and mAkEs You TyPe SLowEr.

Pretending your kid is sick in order to get money/attention is shitty, but this woman actively attempted to make her kid sick by, amongst other things, smearing his dirty diaper on his face.

I bit into a piece of mouldy bread once and I could. not. get. that. taste. out. of. my. mouth.

You'd be shocked how many times guys on OkCupid say something along those lines. "If you wouldn't pick out a car/computer/etc. drunk, why would you pick out a woman drunk". Case in point: