That's the best description of online dating I've ever read.

That's a really good colour for her.

BAHA.

Okay, what about cyberstalking a date/potential partner? Am I the only one that does this? (Please say no, please say no).

I know I shouldn't engage. But sometimes I just can't help myself. And I'm actually kind of an optimist. I want to believe that I can convince people to not be dickheads.

Oh that's a good one.

Love it! Thank you!

7/10. Would eat.

Bourbon.

That's brilliant. So many interpretations. Does he like the way he thinks about memes?

When I started therapy for anxiety-related problems, I had to keep a journal in which I wrote down one good thing I did each day. "Today, I sent a nice email to my mom". "Today, I bought a coffee for the person behind me at wherever". It sounds hokey, but it was actually incredibly helpful.

Well done! Good luck!

I have little songs for my cat. Sometimes I sing them in English, sometimes I meow-sing them.

He might not be texting you because you both decided that you want to take things slow. Or he might just not be the kind of guy that texts a lot? If you want to text in between dates, maybe you could send him a text every now and then? Like a "Hey, I had fun on Saturday looking forward to Thursday" kind of thing?

Oh that's a good one...

I cannot get this fucker on OkCupid to realise that he's a fucker. I know that it is ridiculous that he is infuriating me. But seriously....WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!

Gotcha. Every time I think I understand Kinja...

But.....but....it's too early.....

Ooooo I wanna play! Except I don't really get crushes on celebrities I get crushes on characters: Eric Northman (True Blood), Alcide Herveaux (True Blood) are you seeing a pattern here?, Nick Miller (New Girl), Jack McCoy (Law and Order) and Josh Lyman (The West Wing).

I felt the same way when I started dating again after a long time on the bench. I'm fairly vanilla. And I was like "Ohmigod, what are all the kids doing in bed these days? What if he asks me to do the Ladybug Whirligig with a Praying Mantis dismount and I just have to give him a blank stare?"