My mother is an alcoholic and I was in a 3 year long relationship with an alcoholic. I can't stress this enough: Alcoholics/addicts will get sober on their own time and there isn't one single thing you can do to speed up the process. Their drinking is not your fault and not your responsibility. You cannot fix them. I…

I don't have anything constructive to add. Just this Portlandia clip. Happy pickling!

Ahhhh! I'm super-selective in who I reply to and I would respond to all of these!

EEEEEE thanks!

I figured. You are fucking hilarious and that was an awesome exchange. Send me a submission anytime and I'll reblog.

Who are you?!?! I don't reblog many people!

Urgh. I have so many excited gifs to share but fucking Kinja or my internet is being a biatch and not letting me upload them!!!!

That is a bit strange. However, I once asked a dude in the middle of sex to "turn me over". Because I like being fucked from behind. He went for the no-no zone (at least for me this is for me a no-no zone) immediately and exuberantly.

Been there! Oh my god, so been there. Hang in there! And you do have a support system of sorts in Jezebel :)

Oh my god, I love grandma sitting. I take her out to Olive Garden at like 4:30. Two meals and a bottle of wine for under 30 bucks (with tip!). She goes to bed at like 8. I sit on her Florida lanai, smoke pot, and then watch Conan and eat her leftovers.

Portlandia?

YOU CAN DO EEEET!!!!

I'm not on Zoloft but I am on Citalopram. I know I'm not an authority on your brain, but I'd try to refrain from deciding anything reversible until you've either had some time to think about it or you're pretty stabilised in regards to your meds.

Bridesmaids!!!!

Ahhhhhh!!! Saturday Night Social! I literally rushed home to make it!!!

I have an iPhone 5. And I love eeeeet!

Other greys: reply to promote, maybe? (The sentiment, not me). That's a thing, right?

Hey, y'all! So I'm still in the grey so I can't. But can one of you in the black pretty please traverse down to the greys and dismiss the fucking racist trolls? Thanks!

"Farrah Abraham might be on Dancing With The Stars."

So today in Tweet Beat Denis Leary is trans*phobic. Cool. Protip: making fun of people who exist on the "edge" of society does not make your comedy edgy. Just the opposite in fact.