In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who beat the shit out of black children, and the attorneys who find clauses within the law that allow criminals to continuously beat black children. These are their stories.

He shouldn't be worried, his name was Otis. He'll be fine.

Well, the virginity bar doesn't...

CA is welcome to have their nanny restricted GPS and the other 49 can have a normal operating GPS. Though having to make 2 versions of the same model just because 1 state has all these extra rules gets tiresome.

Been done for years with DVD. All of them have to have a parking brake wire jumped for them to even work while driving.

Sales numbers are about marketing, not inherent quality.

Maybe, but right now it seems like you're the only person foaming at the mouth.

I want to justify buying one but does this mean I have to cary my phone on me while I run in order to get GPS tracking? If so, what does it do that the phone couldn't do on it's own if I'm carrying it? Bonus question: water proof? It would be a no brainer for me if it's water proof and there would be potential lap…

Good lord that thing is hideous.

Heh... nope. But at least it wasn't Sam Biddle writing... his keyboard would have been sticky by the end of it all.

I'll eat my shoe if you can keep the iWatch's screen and fitness tracking abilities on the whole time and have the battery last all day.

I am seriously disappointed at the lack of real medical sensors in this thing. Where are all med sensor CEOs they bought?

Yeah, same. Good features crippled by a fairly blah design. Were they going for that 70's-80's plastic digital watch look?

It looks now like many of those chinese knock-offs you can grab on the net. Previous devices always had something interesting, design-wise, but this time, it feel really "meh" to me. Anyway, I've jumped ship some time ago and I don't want to get back to the Apple ecosystem now... I like my Nexus phone and tablet a lot…

My god, that inlay design is utterly horrifying.

Hahaha, oh wow. And I think that it's moronic when they force me to use Safari as the default browser on my phone, that's nothing compared to this. Seriously, as soon as I've finished paying for my car I'm getting a new phone. And no, there is a 0% chance that it will be something from Cupertino.

They restricted it to what now? That's seriously as if someone tried to parodize Apple and their business practices.

Yeah, to me it feels like a big step back design wise. I had been really hoping the leaks were wrong. Damn. Looks like any typical smart phone, and the way they do the aluminum across the back with the strip on top and on bottom just looks goofy.

Hmm. Not sure. I certainly don't think it's pretty- and, despite hating iOS to use, I've thought every generation of iPhone has been top-notch from a hardware point of view. TBH, it looks to me more like some KIRF knock-off.

It's been out like, 5 minutes but you already declare a whole lot better? Now I see why apple let you back in