This joke was also in Super Star or Super Star Ultra I believe. So joke and reference!

Yeah, it’s a mobile game and therefore is not something to dedicate time to in the same manner as a console or handheld game. It’s a time filler and not much more. A game of convenience as it were.

In addition, Nintendo has announced that all the strongest legendaries can only be found in single specific locations, “to reward the true adventuerer.”

Did you expect more from a moble game? The real -meat- of Pokemon is always going to be the main series of games, which are released on Nintendo portables. Don’t plan on them porting over a main game to phones.

EVERY character gets the “what if it were a girl?” treatment? No, I don’t think that’s necessarily a good thing. Diversity is a good thing. Looking at every character and seeing if they should be female seems complete crazy to me. It’s rare that the gender matters at all in games (I mean storywise, not…

“Because it doesn’t look fun.”- today’s college students were born right at the point Final Fantasy stopped being fun, and Square started thinking “we’re now way too expensive and important of a franchise to add frivolous things in our games like ‘fun’! Just make the graphics shinier! Pour in more money! And belts!”

Are people posting their SSN and pictures of themselves having sex with their cousins?

Fat white X design is gone. Below is EU version for comparison. JP ver. is much more awesome side by side.

They had a good core idea with the Human/AI/Mother Brain, but I’ve already beaten the dead horse with what I found flawed with the game. Even if I could look past the controls, for the 10% of the story that was interesting, 90% of it was daydream-y monologues about Adam. I’m being a little exaggerative, but still. A…

“but since when does Metroid have a deeply explainable backstory?”

I don’t think Other M was that flawed in the gameplay department. The Story, however...

I came here to say this.

For a while I tried chain fishing, ended up with two shiny Qwilfish. Traded both of them off for legendaries. I’ve been getting back into it, but no new shinies yet.

For a last-gen console the Wii U’s graphics are great.

Don’t kid yourself, that will never be enough. Even when Nintendo had superior graphics (GameCube, aka their worst selling console) there was some other reason people wouldn’t buy their product.

How about that Vita?

Yes, I agree: Nintendo needs to actually make games to launch their console. However, I have doubts they even realize that at this point. Hopefully, they’ll have something special ready for launch, but it seems like right now, they’re putting all of their eggs in the Zelda basket, and it’s not going to be enough. I…

No clue. But Nintendo plays on the same level with their Nintendo direct at a Best Buy. That's the stupidest thing ever.

It will be a live Nintendo Direct at the Sam Goody store next to Sbarro.

Yes, it was a Wii launch title and the Gamecube version (which was indeed better, no arguments there) came out shortly after