I’m 36. Pokemon R/B came out when I was 18. I never kept it a secret. Last year, me and a coworker were playing ORAS together, and loudly discussing it every day. I pity people who are embarrassed of the “age level” of the games they play. Flex dignity!

I love the way you put that, and stoic is a great word. And while I agree, people tend to forget that Cloud is an evolving character. He doesn’t behave like most other protagonists, which is up, down, and back up. He starts out as an asshole with a chip on his shoulder. By halfway through Midgard, he’s starting to…

Not the current Cloud- he’ll apparently sulk and mope over anything. He could cry over a well cooked meal.

‘Tis likely true. On that note, EVERY line in the game needs to be tweaked, ha ha. Poor localization team. They're basically starting from scratch. I'll probably be 40 by the time this game releases. But, that's only 4 years away. Dammit.....

Let me tell you why there’s nothing wrong with the cross dressing scene:

True, but let’s separate a young male’s cliche ploy to get girls to pay intimate attention to their face and body to an anti-establishment mercenary’s ploy to sneak into an infamous gang’s HQ to force out info, lest he has to “rip them off”, ha ha.

I saw his pic and instantly became happy thinking I was in for some good and quirky news. I read the headline and was sad within a split second of that. Poor guy. He did a great job and was quite a character. Hopefully he’s partying with Gunpei Yokoi as we speak. Either way, for us it’s a somber moment, and he will be…

I can only muster in on handhelds. You should see my Pokemon, MH3U and MH4U file times. I should already be out of life according to those numbers.

I have similar regards to Crisis Core. They handled Zack, Cloud, Sephiroth and the Turks BEAUTIFULLY, as well as the known backstory.... but the whole aspect of how they handled Angeal, Genesis, Lazard and the process at hand kinda took the cool away from Sephiroth and Jenova as a whole, and robbed a bit of the…

It was like a 12 piece, and hid a double barrel shotty flawlessly. And he liked the way he looked- I guarantee it.

Oh, the movie definitely exists. I have the scars to prove it.

Agni, correct? I’m at a loss to remember, but I know I’ve gotten the real ending. I beat it twice on SNES, as did my bro, a few friends and a close cousin. I also beat it again on GBA, and I’m not one to miss things in classic games- I was a Nintendo Power kid from issue 1 almost until the end. Also, Internet.

Was is Agni? I'm pretty sure I've done that more than once, but all I remember is beating Tyr, Karn does a happy Shoryuken, and credits roll. BOF II was such an improvement. I remember being so sad at the ending, but in a touching way.

I’ve never heard anybody say “white people” with good intent. I chuckle and ignore it, because it can really be more fun than it is insulting. You know what insults me? Impossibly tight assholes with impossibly loose mouths full of opinions and rhetoric. What can we do about those? They ruin everything I culturally…

The down to earth side of me wants to tell you to shut up, but the better side of me will just say sure, I understand.

Rufus did die. He comes back after Cloud and co gained their flying powers, flew around the universe and wished them back with the Dragonballs.

So accept that you're the exception. I loved Other M, but that doesn't keep me from realizing I'm a minority since so many people hate it.

Amen. The whole “Nanaki and kin” ending had a beautiful finality to it. 500 years later is a long time, so it doesn’t matter if they lived. Maybe they did, but ShinRa’s industrial era was reclaimed. Final Fantasies were better when they were final. I hate watching characters become j-pop stars, fashion catalog…

I should have mentioned that- Fantasy Life was the best surprise I had in years. Bought it on a boredom whim, spent tons of smiles playing it- not a minute wasted in almost 200 hours.

Seriously- shut up people. You want, you get. It’s not exactly what you want? Swallow your pride and be happy you got something with you and your wishes in mind.