Lo, and the football gods were propitiated.

So does Mike Pouncey have any friends who aren't dickheads?

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

Richie could have avoided this if he had just remained anonymous. Like, worn a disguise, or gone undercover or something. I swear there is a word for this, it's just hidden from me right now.

What horrible timing from Blackmon too. Right during the playoff push...

C'mon man, you had staph RIGHT there!

A true Schiano man helps his opponents off the turf, and in so doing transmits MRSA to them. This explains the new sign everyone taps on their way out of the locker room: "PLAY LIKE A CONTAGION TODAY!"

Relevant story: In a sports psychology class, my professor told this story about how an unnamed Oregon lineman would help his opponents up after a play as often as he could. Fans started to take note, and eventually local media did some nice stories about his sportsmanship. The lineman supposedly later said that he…

I am amazed that Schiano and his staff have lasted this long.

Michael Wacha was throwing BP about six hours earlier.

Can we get some analysis on the at-bats? Take it awaaaay MO!

Sounds like Mike O'Malley has some serious GUTS!

"Hell of a run."

It was better than last week, when he told Andy Dalton to "put some Skyline Chili on the ball" so the Lions would shit the bed.

He should have urged Jimmy Haslam's Browns to offer the Chiefs rebates and then not give them out.

I'll have whatever drugs Michael is having.

Intent doesn't matter.

Hey, that's the word "shit" on TV. (Also, Fox 19, we ranked it the worst in the country, not the worst in Hamilton County.)