"What they get you for?"

What does it say about the NFL today that the first thing anyone seeing this is going to think about are the letters "CTE."

fox and friends to add him as correspondent as a result of this feeling he'll fit right in

For years, ESPN has done pretty well advertising SportsCenter with small clever spots. This one is clunky. Even cutting it down, which I'm sure they will, this seems like a really mediocre ad for the amount of money they clearly put into making it—let alone the amount it's taking to air it.

"This is awful. What the fuck is Da Da Da?"

Wait, ESPN shows hockey?

Lots. I am native, I hate it. I know many who do as well.

I don't think anyone has checked them in a long while.

"knee caps were spun"

"Everyone. Everyone! EVERYONE LISTEN UP! WOULD YOU ASSHOLES IN THE BACK HOLD UP THE I AND THE X HIGHER SO THE BAND CAN PLAY 'KISS ME'? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE WHOLESOME FAMILY FUN."

That's better than what most guys named Sal ooze.

"For God's sake, keep its hide moist until we can get the helicopter here!"

It's actually butter sauce. It's on Andy Reid's backstage rider.

Good thing they threw some liquid on that manatee.

12 Reasons Howard Beck Left For BR (click next to begin slideshow)

tl;dr money.

My favorite MC Hammer impression was the one done by Warren Sapp.

Thank you for caving to popular demand and bringing back Greggggggg. I love me some Jamboroo regardless but that's clearly the crown jewel.

YES YES YES, So glad to have Greggggggggg back in our lives, it's taking all of the best parts of Fun with PK and condensing into one amazing paragraph of pure hatred, don't take Gregggggggggggg away from us Drew

It's a movie set in 1970s Europe...