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Nonsense—that's clearly Curt Schilling, despondent over his financial problems and looking to have a relaxing night out at the ballpark.

@donovanjmcnabb Is Lastname playing better than Lastname this season, yes or no?

Fox is going way too far to integrate their sports coverage with their cartoons for the purpose of synergy.

Well, it's just an amateur football game, players aren't paid so mistakes or controversy will happen but no biggie.

Oh c'mon, these guys gotta get ready for Monday's classes!

Did someone say they needed an oak tree taken care of?

I know everybody is thinking it, so I'll just say it: Ticket Oak is a fucking asshole.

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NFL Network Announcer = Brad Nessler

Not quite as good as the original.

college = cheap food = taco bell = mountain dew baja blast, which is one of the greatest inventions in the history of mankind and makes taco hell slightly more palatable

China wasn't the one attacked, so why should they be sensitive about it?

nope. nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about.

doesnt really look that way

You'd think by now the Chargers would be used to an L coming first.

It seems excessive to fine a person more than the entire GDP of the city he lives in

I wonder if this is some Patten Oswalt level trolling Gucci Mane is doing here. Now hear me out:

The Today Show is slightly more effective at hiding beards than Anderson Cooper 360.