Isn't that DJ Dres and Eric?

I think James Franco and Seth Rogan are the obvious choice to play them in the movie.

All the idiot needed to do was change one word:

And with all that he is still the most coherent one in that both.

The tears of Giants fans are delicious tears.

Not sure these programs are worth the fuss. When was the last time they had a guy go pro?

How far can you punt a football? Asking for a friend. (He's an NFL GM.)
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(He's laughing.)
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(He's calling all his GM buddies.)
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(They're laughing.)
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(They're still laughing.)
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(They're watching tapes of you punting a football and puking from laughing.)
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(They're deciding which one is gonna call you and pretend to…

It's still only the second most important suicide in Ohio over the last few days.

You are completely missing the point, which is that DUSTY BAKER CALLED FOR A BUNT WITH TWO OUTS.

More possible than avoiding people named "Sully."

Let that be a lesson to all would-be cheaters: wipe your phone off after you fuck it.

I think anyone who has watched Lou Holtz and Mark May talk about college football already knows not to expect facts

Kelly got some big 'ol tittays

Seems like more of a Bleacher Report thing.

That seems like an overly optimistic record.

After the fall, Lott calmly chewed off his leg to free himself from the chair, and he then flawlessly completed the telecast.

He was the Jaguars' beat writer so you can understand why he doesn't know a whole lot about the NFL

"...as is the valued tradition on Not Top 10..."

Good to know (?) that ESPN PR flacks read and participate in Deadspin while looking for the next Te'o story to rip off and beat to death on First Take.

It's amazing that Prisco can simultaneously breathe through his mouth and suck Goodell's dick.