Things that aren’t a cop’s job:

I believe you can copyright choreography. Didn’t Bob Fosse / Bob Fosse’s estate sue for copyright infringement over people using his choreo?

#MeTooButNotHer, huh?

I found my old doll in storage, and the elastics are worn out and need to be replaced. Googling “doll repair” near me got me a yelp list of “best doll repair near you”.

I feel for you. I’m visually impaired and my friend has motion sickness. There are games we just can’t play together for one reason or another. In some cases, we play together and the blind lead the blind. I’ll rely on him to power through some parts, he’ll sit back while I handle others.

Our Christmas tree growing up was a grapefruit tree in a pot that was designated a Christmas tree by virtue of being in the living room in winter. Grapefruit trees, at least little ones, are 90% thorns. So we hurled a few ornaments and a string of lights at it and called it a day while bandaging our wounds. I don’t…

On Twitter, I can mute / block stupid people, and follow interesting people. What I wouldn’t give for a mute button on the gawker sites.

There’s one dude out there claiming it’s 4D chess because he’s “mocking” the smoking gun, and stable genius is galaxy brain creating new words.

Headphones and music.  It pairs well with being visually impaired so I can neither see, nor hear the people hovering beside my cubicle hoping I will notice them.

I almost wonder if they snuck in some pre-Article 13 bans with the NSFW? Lots of the innocent art is fan art, or professional comic artists using known properties. 

Ugh, there used to be a coven of food denialists in the cubicle next to me. They would gather every morning and talk about all the food they saw other people eating but they, of course, obviously, y’know, wouldn’t eat. For a good 30 minutes every morning, obsessively going over what everyone in their houses, everyone…

I think those kind of points are meaningless when there are no punishments in place. What if you could be a bad guy, and there were downsides to playing it? How may of these wannabe villains would do it?

I used to raid with a dude named “coach” who claimed to be a kids sports coach and would often brag about screaming at kids, making them cry, and throwing things at them in an effort to make them better.

Most men like to count the hours they are “on call” as hours worked. That’s why no one talks about them.

I think that plays in with learned incompetence. If you do a shitty job, she’ll do it herself.  For a lot of women, it’s easier and faster to do it once, right, than to fix what someone else messed up.  And for the other side, it’s easier to fail and walk away than to learn the right way to do it.

My brother and I were born in the 70s, and our mother was very much over gender roles. He and I shared toys, and our chores were the same, as were the expectations on both of us. I’m pretty proud of him now. He and his wife both work full time, and they have two kids. He does the lion’s share of the cooking, and they…

Protip: I deal with this all the time, and if you’re not sure if it’s A or B, google it before interrupting someone else’s work.

That’s interesting to know, thank you. I like options, and I didn’t feel like WHM had enough. I think I was just getting into a HoT? It’s been a while, but what I remember was small fast heal, big slow heal, and HoT. HoTs and big heals are situational, so you’re left with one button healing.

Fanfic: Wanna read my incest, remedial rape, pedo gangbang?

I was a long time DPS player who picked up healing in WoW about 10 years ago. I really liked the idea and practice of raid healing. A holy priest with a solid 15 spells raid healing 25 people was a ton of fun. Seeing a raid go to shit and pulling off a dozen rapid fire spells to stabilize it was exhilarating. I don’t…