Miley Cyrus estimates that $2,000 worth of beads is "enough to fill a large swimming pool." I have NO IDEA whether that's accurate, but she's the expert.

"As you see in the video, Mr. Cumberbatch, if you crack the shell on your belly enough the clam opens and you get a delicious treat."

All hail His Grace, His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales, Lord of the Seven Cribs, and the Original and Everlasting Royal Baby is something I would love to hear being called out by a royal herald.

Michelle Rodriguez immediately went out and got "Edward De Vere" tattooed on her foot.

Maybe her parents were fans of "The Name Game" and also has a brother named Bo Bamber.

Yesterday I saw a mugshot of a woman named Amber Bamber. The poor woman was doomed to a life of crime.

This whole video is great for that. And it's still a kitten.

Yep. 'Fuck You' AND 'Forget You' are both heading for the recycling bin, and I loved that song...

I pity the fooooool/That hangs around with you (Oh shit, he's a date rapist!)/(Just thought you should know, ladies!)/Oooooooooh, I've got some news for you: Ooh! I really hate your ass right now... I see you runnin' your mouth like you've got a clue, and I'm like, FUCK YOOOOO/I guess the thing in your pocket isn't…

Team Cat Headquarters here,

especially if the groom is Benedict Cumberbatch!

I've found that, when confronted with food you don't recognize and find baffling, the best thing to do is say, "Hey, what's this? I'd love to try it but how do you eat it?" Only the most assholish of assholes will laugh at you for your ignorance. Food is different everywhere.

Many years ago, when I was a young legal…

I wish I could flag this comment. Quinoa's good when it's made right and farro is less objectionable than farro cous cous but rice is the only food I eat. I would rather eat nothing but rice for the rest of my life than eat everything but rice for the rest of my life. It is a goddamn STAPLE. Do you also hate…

While I'm seriously happy with our "let's get married" theme, I desperately tried to convince my husband that we wanted a Futurama themed cake, complete with a Planet Express ship crashing INTO the cake. He vetoed that... I did, with no problems at all convince him to have Archer themed save the dates.

A Game of Thrones theme wedding would be fun. A lot of my friends and family are fans of the show, so they might be into it. Also, I'm considering getting a replica of the Iron Throne and hiring someone to play Joffrey to sit on it. People would then pay him money for the honour of slapping him :)

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For nearly 25 years, my dad was the most widely-read syndicated medical columnist in America. He received over 2,000 letters every week from men, women, and teenagers from across the country and around the world asking for advice.

I haven't really seen that many of her movies, so I don't have a strong opinion on her acting either way (though I've never understood people's hatred towards her as a person), but I strumbled across this article recently that I think makes a pretty strong point for her not being a bad actress, just mistcast in most…