Your honor, in defense of the Ladykillers remake I submit Exhibit A.

this may come as a shock, but women play rugby.

This was pretty good, but the co-ed rugby comment showed your hand a little too soon. 7/10. Would be trolled by again.

ACTUALLY, no. That’s not how it works. I can be a fan of both soccer and rugby and... not sing any songs at all! But you know, get shrieky if you want to. Slow news day, after all.

“Let the stars decide”

obvious troll is obvious.

Seriously? You’re trying to imply that feminists who participate in these sports are setting back feminism? Sure, let’s just go ahead and leave the misogynistic sports to the men. I mean, keeping those sports a “boy’s club” because of some misguided impression that trying to participate and make the sport more…

I find it hilarious you appear to think song is a key part of rugby or soccer. Like it is some blend of sport and musical theatre.

this can’t be a real opinion?

not sure the IRS has any jurisdiction in the UK, but ok...

Wait, do you actually think the IRS investigates the earnings of UK citizens? Who don't earn dollars?

My birthmother Juno-d with me (for lack of a better term, she went to the clinic to terminate and decided there to choose adoption). It weirdly does feel better, knowing that she was able to make that choice for herself - like I wasn’t born out of some forced-birth tragedy, but instead out of her own choice and her…

I actually assumed the person in the story was dipping them in that chocolate shell until your comment reminded me that there’s a messed up part of the country that doesn’t use the word “scoop” to describe the act of scooping ice cream, with a scoop.

Every time I see someone refer to it as “dipping”, I automatically assume it's like how Dairy Queen dips their soft serve into the candy shell stuff. Because dipping is a bad and dumb way to say scooping.

Nobody deserves to have their life ruined for using any kind of drug. But using drugs or drink and then driving is the act of a selfish arsehole who deserves to be caught and punished.

Wait, if it’s going to show the personal lives of the Full House cast, who plays Alanis Morissette?

Any of that is less horrifying than the thought that she was so socialized to be a Nice Girl that she just never could tell him no.

Keep your back to a pole. I’d rather brush up against urine than die.

Note to self: never sleep naked in a bed with Dr. Ruth unless I’m willing to put out.

I came here for the gifs of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and sadly no one has delivered. Fine i’ll be the horrible one.