Am I missing something, or does this hilarious cover imply that not believing in magical sky-men is a joke and for d-bags only? That’s how i’m reading it... I mean... come on; that shit is a fairy tale and pretty much every reasonable person is aware of it (you can be reasonable and believe in an all-powerful flying…

The problem is that I felt bad for the cluelessness of Ralph Wiggum and he was drawn so adorably in his little suit you had to have pity. And I almost felt bad for this guy right up until “I MADE HER KEEP HER PROMISE”. Which indicates a level of coercion that creeps me out. I mean, I wouldn’t at all be surprised if he…

He likely thinks we all subscribe to this:

that is NOT A FEDORA! that is called a Trilby, distinctly different from a Fedora it’s just that none of the hipster coolbro idiots wearing them seem to realize it. Trilby hats have narrower brims that are usually upturned at the back, and Fedoras have a flat wide brim (think Indiana Jones’ hat, he wore a Fedora) The…

“IT’S NOT A FEDORA, IT’S A TRILBY!”

Ralph Wiggum was relatively harmless. This guy, though... this guy, I expect to have a minor police record of peeping and other stalkery shit, down the line. If I worked that restaurant (alas, retired from the industry), I would have tried to communicate to her that I would gladly back her up if she decided to give…

He actually managed to make someone feel bad for beating cancer.

I know the article is sort of joking, but the struggle is real. I have found for me that when I MUST suck it up and buy some clothing, I go with a project of the day. “I am going to buy 2 work outfits.” or “I am going to get play clothes for the beach this summer”. Once I achieve this goal, I set aside shopping for a…

That’s sad Mo because I am always impressed with your comments. I was hoping we could have a discussion because I really don’t think that IG comment is funny. It’s not a slight on you, you’re not the one who said it.

But why is it funny. You’re under no obligation to tell me why you think it’s funny, obviously, but to me it’s just more of the same ol’ “this bitch is prettier than this bitch” that none of us ladies need. What a predictable way to welcome Caitlyn to womanhood: through bitchery.

Why do you love this? I am asking seriously. Kris Jenner may not be the most honorable woman in the world, but it’s not like Caitlyn Jenner is a saint either. They’re both just people. And I would think someone who finally became the woman she was all along would not be down with the prettiness contest the rest of us…

Not as good as the odds he was wearing a trilby and called it a fedora, because he doesn’t know the difference.

All I could think is ‘what a fucking asshole’. The woman managed to survive cancer and he used that knowledge to try to force her into a relationship by ‘celebrating’ this achievement. A celebration that was painfully uncomfortable and clearly not wanted then actually had the nerve to be upset that she didn’t…

Oh he’s definitely a subscriber:

Jesus. That right there is the damned if you do. damned if you don’t situation all women face.

There was supposed to be a Twilight re-written from Edward’s POV but Stephanie Meyer got upset when a draft leaked and she stopped writing.

I agree to a certain extent- but I al feel like blaming this on his upbringing is ignoring the fact that there is something legitimately wrong with him. Like I am sure being raised in a sexually repressive environment didn't help, but wha is to say he wouldn't have done this anyways, even if raised by progressive,…

There is just no WAY that formula isn’t going to result in a fucked-up child molester. Whenever I see one of those families with those attitudes and habits towards sex/purity/religion/etc., I just know at least one of them is a molester or will be one. Not “if” but “when”.

Now I’m just waiting for an excuse to say “Looks like something’s up in the down there!”