He seemed pretty run-of-the-mill despicable to me, until I learned that the house he probably burned down in the Hamptons was a 17th century colonial building. YOU ASSHOLE!

"all wee-wee'd up"

See, this right here, this "tee-hee, I'm too good to swear, so I'll just write like an 8-year-old instead" crap, this is the single most irritating trait about Palin for me. Her entire... *thing*... these days is her communications, her online "channel", her Facebook, etc. And she can't even write…

"ice white"?

I have avoided pretty much every Nu52 book since its inception, and thus was blissfully spared knowledge of that particular "Edgy" storyline until this very moment. So, thank you for that...

Yet more Nu52 fuckery to fix what was never broken.

Actually, the DCAU voicework for Amanda Waller was provided superbly by CCH Pounder. /credit where credit's due.

In the (slightly more) horrible, distopian America where this law passes, I predict an abrupt, unprecedented epidemic of dead fathers. Women will compare their Dead Baby Daddy stories to see which was the most believable or the most over-the-top. The "He died in a car accident" will be a perennial favorite, but a few…

To the tune of that "Let's all go to the Lo-bby!" song about getting snacks at the movie theater:

"Let's all go to Cu-ba

Anytime the Catholic League is mentioned, it should be made clear that this is pretty far from "the Catholic Establishment". The Catholic "League" is essentially just Bill Donohue, his mailing list, and his very long list of Things Bill Donohue Doesn't Like, Mostly The Gays. It is by no means representative of or even…

I've never left an ER or a doctor's office without either presenting proof of insurance and paying a co-pay, or paying the bill or part of the bill. For more complicated, in-patient stays, the billing can take awhile for the hospital to figure out, but they make sure you sign *something* stating your responsibility to…

Ummmm, no. Not in the US of A. If you go to the ER uninsured and get treated, they send that bill to you. There are programs to assist patients that can't pay, you usually have to submit some proof of your (lack of) income and they will work with you a bit. Lots of places also chop about 30% off the top for…

Ummmm, no. Not in the US of A. If you go to the ER uninsured and get treated, they send that bill to you. There are programs to assist patients that can't pay, you usually have to submit some proof of your (lack of) income and they will work with you a bit. Lots of places also chop about 30% off the top for…

Clearly she has *something* going on. Just like people with Münchausen syndrome do, indeed, have an illness, just not the one they think (or pretend) they have. However, I think Ruby's case goes beyond merely physiological symptoms of pregnancy. Notice her obsessive "research" into all the possible reasons why her…

"Vagina" itself is, in fact, just another euphemism, only in Latin. It means "sheath." Like, for a sword. Because *of course* teh vag is only recognized as a place for men to stick things, not as an avenue for new human life to enter the world.

I myself use "pussy" when it is doing teh sexes and "coots" (short for…

You've got to be fucking kidding me. Almost every post-20-week abortion occurs because there is a catastrophic failure in the pregnancy or defect in the fetus or imminent threat to the life of the mother. Anytime someone says, "Abortions should be banned after 20 weeks because of fetal pain," I hear, "I would rather…

I drives me absolutely batty that standard vaginal/genital ailments are simply not covered in sex-ed. My very liberal, very rich, very pretentious private high school had sex-ed that covered every STD/STI/Parasite ever. But we sure didn't cover yeast infection, bacterial vaginitis, OR UTIs, which are the three MOST…

Reading this calls back a thought I've been puzzling over for a while now: in a society constructed to be biased towards straight, white men, and which implicitly perpetuates that bias in its very nature, can anyone *but* a straight, white man achieve self-actualization? That is, since anyone in the non-privileged,…

Apparently, only one of them remembered to bring gloves, so they had to share one pair. I guess in the heat of the moment, no one thought of turning the other glove inside-out. /obscure sartorial facts about iconic sports photos

That is not a terrible joke. It is a wonderful joke. Spread that joke far and wide, and make the world laugh.

Why is facesitting banned but not 69-ing? Um, why do at least three of these seem to be specifically related to the female orgasm and female pleasure, but none restrict depictions of male orgasm (like pearl necklaces or jacking off onto tits?) I had some friends awhile back that left for CA to get into pro porn…