Lego Centipede

During its prime, Jerry Seinfeld was being paid a million dollars an episode (and the other actors weren’t far behind). Add in all the other costs and yeah, it cost more than that.

Meanwhile, at the other end of the straw...

Well, that would just be silly. I love watching them from my swimming pool sized jacuzzi in the presidential suite.

Foiled.

There are so many typos in this I couldn’t make it past the third paragraph.

I have to ask, because Giz always raves about Vizio TV’s - has anyone ever owned one?

So... they pulled a Big Bang Theory on themselves?

This addresses only half the problem. Expansion during freezing leads to cloudiness due to
stress cracks in the ice (water on the inside freezes and has nowhere to expand to). To fix this, ice needs to freeze in a single direction, rather than from the inside out.

When you look at what China thinks its territorial waters are it doesn’t seem strange at all.

Embedded video isn't the right one.

I spent a week in London frequently visiting the subway and I do not recall seeing any glass doors down there.

Apparently in America, capitalization and the proper placement of an apostrophe is optional.

..so much blood...

I'll take your word for it.... it looked like Rainbow-Antarctic-Nessy surfacing in a square ice cutout.

Come on man- cite your sources for fucks sake.

Clearly. Thank you for the fine example.

Is it weird I sleep with my iron skillet?