cool joke Deadspin.

no need to wwonder howw wwe wwon that game.

Smacking the final dregs of a rum and coke between his pouting lips, Ron Gardenhire assembled his momentum and launched his bulk into a gait with the inevitability of an avalanche. He paused to survey the jaded, leery masses of the five boroughs, permitting himself a smirk of self-righteousness as he reminded himself…

This team can't even get bath salts right.

Not all of us are awful.

Go fuck yourself :)

Best I've seen from you +1

"Get nine lives if you wear those?"

Coopster?

Jesus, this was pedantic.

sure, I ride for kevinnottingham.com

It's lost on many but people who study music even as amateurs understand. Anything you can add re: resources on language beyond music would be appreciated. Currently I'm doing something where my editors give me more freedom and I write what I want.

My hero. That Elmatic record jumpstarted my writing career and reinvigorated my faith in the genre.

Oh my god, the slow wing flap celebration

I must disappoint you: I am not living legend, celebratory genius, and Good Person Kent Bazemore.

"What will you bring to the church potluck, Gregg?"

The mock tears at 1:20

A delusional schizophrenic believing himself to be Pontius Pilate decrees what the masses had hoped: Simmons must die.

Baseball fights could be so amazing and yet no bats, no spikes, not even the bullpen acting as an archery unit. Fuck this shit.

He's not wrong, we're a culturally-devoid stretch of barren tar pits and our only purpose is to keep the coasts apart.