I beg your pardon, the name is LORD Zedd!!

HI,

Sure, guy, receiving an email from a questionable email address laden with punctuation and grammar mistakes proves you are not spam.

Remember this, Mr. President?

except, I'm not a Cubs fan.

We'll show them!! Let us introduce you to...

"well, Stephen A. and First Take are getting ESPN more attention than the ESPY's, so that's good right?" - ESPN Executive, probably

Marlins remind me of the scene from "Something About Mary"

"Abed is Batman now."

Florio can eat all the dicks.

It's about time for LeBron to return to Cleveland.

Side note, someone has great handwriting.

Aladdin looks like Jonah from Tonga

You ask name first!! It's the quickest way to identify anyone. Asking race is irrelevant at that point because if you get their name the other info could be available on their record, if any. Ask name then establish physical appearance. Jesus.

Is their line of questioning protocol??

"He's still a dick."

"Crazy Ira and the DOUCHE!"

"MAKE IT RAIN!!"

This looks pretty great. I hope if/when it succeeds they'll make a "Wet Hot American Summer" sequel.

Spider-Man 2. Haven't seen Amazing Spider-Man 2 yet. Still hoping I can find a free pass to see it tonite.