Holding his stomach in? Trying to keep it down in a high wind so he didn't flash his junk? The sporran was so heavy it pulled his lats out of whack?

I don't know about everyone else but when i'm wearing a kilt I like to lift heavy things and do loads of high kicks (really get some air flow going)

He hurt his back because when you wear a skirt, you have to suck your gut in all night. With pants, you can just fasten the belt under your gut and let 'er roll.

Maybe it was a metal kilt that was really really really heavy and thats how?

He could have twisted himself into knots, trying to avoid all his sister's friends trying to see if he wore the kilt in the traditional manner...

Only plausible scenario I can come up with: he had to lift something heavy and/or awkward, and, being wary of exposing himself, bent at the waist instead of squatting to lift with his legs.

I'm willing to bet that it's the latter :( It's OK, I'll talk about this with my therapist next week and work through it.

I don't know if this counts, because the excuse was also completely true, but:

Can you like... dig up his number and call him and tell him that boobsmcgee NEEDS TO KNOW why the kilt injured his back???? I am dying here.

Ok.... but HOWWWWWW did he hurt his BACK because of the KILT? Would he have been fine if he were wearing pants? You did not explain (or he did not explain to you) how wearing a kilt contributed to the back injury, and I will not be able to sleep until I hear an answer.

How do we hate it? With our taste buds.

To be fair, people panic when confronted with the sight of someone eating candy corn. It's like walking in on someone eating live worms. You're not thinking right, you're just panicking and trying not to hurl. ;)

my excuse would be, i didn't shave my legs

Why would you date someone who would set traps for you? If you're dating a cool and good person, she is not setting a trap for you.

There's a reason that some women get their hackles up about their boyfriends being friends with women. That's because dudes are always cheating. Being cheated on is one of the 26 tolls that you pay when you date men.

Wait, people wear pants at home?

In our house we call them "magic pants".

get out of my ass hair

Sure, you have a new car at the end of that five years, but what did you have in the meantime? I broken down junker that you spend three times as much fixing as you paid for it? Yes you can diligently save up for your house, but what is your living situation like in the meantime? If it's fine, then why are you buying…