Yum! I love paprika too. And my parents do the same things with spices. Whenever I cook at their house, I end up quadrupling spice amounts in order to get some life out of them.

Exactly. I get mine from Penzeys.

What does a bay leaf smell like? Nothing.

You might be right. Oh dear.

Oh I believe you. I’ve seen just as terrible offenses. I’m just surprised it wasn’t “Saylor” or “Domyno”.

Domino and Sailor are names for a cat and a dog.

Um. I’m 34 and I wish my dad would stop posting about 90% of the things he posts. Especially the stuff about me.

I’m convinced I’m going to cut my finger off one of these days from not being able to see while I chop onions.

I assumed it would be number one.

It’s not about booze, it’s about the paternalistic attitude presented by the CDC.

The son of god one.

Mine did too.and then had to stop me getting back on when I, walking towards the mounting block after getting bucked off, I mentioned that I didn’t remember anything - how I got to the barn, where I was supposed to go afterward, my phone number...

I think he was about 11 or 12.

Unrelated to the topic at hand, but my brother got sent to the principal’s office for insisting that dry ice was frozen carbon dioxide, not, as the teacher would have them believe, water ice cubes that had been wiped down with a paper towel.

She looks positively ghoulish in that first one.

Exactly.

“As I watched, the Queen got the corgis to sit in a semi-circle around her, and then fed them one by one, in order of seniority. The others just sat and patiently waited their turn.”

I’m sorry, but I don’t think asking women to risk their personal safety so that you can feel better is really fair.

Because sometimes, when you ask them to stop, it provokes them further and sometimes, that can get really scary.