KendalMintcake
KendalMintcake
KendalMintcake

A few days ago, I had a fellow passenger exclaim in loud shock that after she’d pulled my coat down from the overhead compartment, thrown it on the floor, that there was “a BAG behind it!” Then she rudely asked me to put my bag underneath the seat in front of the seat next to me (not my seat, but then occupied) and

Thanks.

In your same boat. Just found out, while at the end of a trip visiting family. I didn’t get completely plastered but there were lots and lots of celebratory wines and beers. And then I read this. :(

I clicked the baby body link because I thought it was a picture of a woman with a baby’s body. Kind of like that “Boy with an Arse for a Face” from Mitchell & Webb.

I would have too but he got on after me and “situated” himself.

This does not explain the man I saw on the T today who had his legs spread apart as wide as they went, feet stuck out into the middle of the train as far as they went, and his gloves and hat occupying the entire seat next to him. What a fucking liberty.

Me too. My dad told me he was going to send his current one to my daughter when he replaced it. She’s three. Then he was hurt when I said no.

This recipe is true.

I agree with you completely.

Nothing compares to the disappointment of ordering a burrito sin cilantro por favor and finding soapy green flecks of throughout. My howls of frustration can be heard through time and space.

I have to remind myself about cilantro every time I go to a Mexican restaurant and think they haven’t rinsed their salsa dishes out properly.

Agree.

I agree. I am a guacamole purist and I like it with only lime and salt. Lemon if a lime is unavailable.

Yeah, their kid should be called something like Delphinium Bagshawe-Redmayne.

My college roommate used to yell at me about putting the Brita in the fridge. He was convinced that ones body did not absorb cold water as well as room temperature water. I told him, “Fine. When you stop doing coke, I’ll start caring about the temperature of the water.”

It was actually supposed to be a 5,120 on the sign, but it was changed by ABC because they felt that 51,200 was more believable.

I’ll just say this: Hawk!

On election day, a car in the town I lived in drove around all day with a stuffed animal dog in a crate on the roof. I miss that town.