KendalMintcake
KendalMintcake
KendalMintcake

I have the same baseline.

You are correct. So correct.

I made acorn squash and tomato risotto the other day and it was delicious and went in our lunches and we’re finishing it tonight.

True, but today I had to run water over a laceration on a horse and it was right on the hind leg joint and he kept moving so stuff moved around and squished around and I kept trying not to gag while I waited for the owner and the vet. So, maybe extra wine today?

Well, having to go to work, mainly.

That sounds better than my cheap rose I am finishing up. My neighbour brought over the other day. I don’t like it all that much but it’s open and today was a day that demands wine at the end of it.

Sometimes I wish for a cold so I can have an excuse to lie around and not do anything.

Oh man! We grew potatoes for the first time this year (in a barrel because we have a tiny yard) and it made a huge difference. They’re buttery and lovely and fluffy and we just keep having them boiled with a bit of salt and olive oil. YUM. I had no idea!

I SHATTERED a pyrex baking dish yesterday while trying to make the River Cottage Veg stuffed poblanos. I’m not used to cooking with an electric stove and I was fairly certain it was cool enough when I put the dish on it but it wasn’t and it exploded and I screamed. It was a disaster. The peppers were really nice

I had a friend who had a sign posted in his house to any intruders that if they had to steal his stuff, fine, but to please remove their shoes.

Me too. My kid doesn’t even _like_ the bunnies, but I do and so I buy them sometimes “for her lunch”. And then I eat them.

Exactly. Who on earth thought that they were “healthy”?

From the inside, it was a mirror that above the urinals. From the outside, it was a window that showed whomever was using the urinals fron the waist up.

I have another one! Movie theatre sex. The district manager was there that night and told me that I should’ve only charged them for one seat as that’s all they used.

My friend gave a blow job to a stranger in the men’s bathroom at a weird sports bar that had a two way mirror above the urinals. So, we saw everything. It was upsetting.

A trainer I used to work for had an engagement ring that was slightly too big. She had it re-sized after it flew off her finger and landed in old bedding.

My down-the-street neighbour is one! Lawn sign and everything! I couldn’t figure out for the life of me why he scowled, shook his head and stomped inside after I gave him my “hi neighbour” smile yesterday. I had forgotten I was wearing my Bernie shirt.

You’d be cranky too if someone gave you that haircut.