The Last Unicorn!
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Me too. My kid doesn’t even _like_ the bunnies, but I do and so I buy them sometimes “for her lunch”. And then I eat them.
Exactly. Who on earth thought that they were “healthy”?
From the inside, it was a mirror that above the urinals. From the outside, it was a window that showed whomever was using the urinals fron the waist up.
I have another one! Movie theatre sex. The district manager was there that night and told me that I should’ve only charged them for one seat as that’s all they used.
My friend gave a blow job to a stranger in the men’s bathroom at a weird sports bar that had a two way mirror above the urinals. So, we saw everything. It was upsetting.
A trainer I used to work for had an engagement ring that was slightly too big. She had it re-sized after it flew off her finger and landed in old bedding.
My down-the-street neighbour is one! Lawn sign and everything! I couldn’t figure out for the life of me why he scowled, shook his head and stomped inside after I gave him my “hi neighbour” smile yesterday. I had forgotten I was wearing my Bernie shirt.
You’d be cranky too if someone gave you that haircut.
No. X-rays do not show soft tissue.
I agree. I absolutely detest video calls and my family thinks I’m completely unreasonable because I refuse to do them.
So, if the sentence had been written correctly it wouldn’t be wrong?
I squirmed when I read that. The flirting would not have bothered me but if some waitress put her fingers in my or my date’s food, I would have probably screamed.
I agree. I miss my small town DMV.
You are correct.
Depends on where you live! I used to live in a tiny college town and going to the DMV was (I know, I know, unbelievable) not unpleasant! It took about 10 minutes to get whatever you needed done and everyone was friendly. Then I moved to near a big city and it’s back to dealing with waiting for two hours for Patty and…
Presumably if you aren’t an American citizen, you are likely to have a passport (which you could use as a form of ID, should you have a license from one of the above mentioned states) from the country of which you are a resident otherwise you would not have been allowed to enter the country and thus would not be at an…
That made me make the same gagging face I did this morning when I accidentally used my daughter’s revolting kiddie toothpaste.