I was going to say the Muppets!

Or people who claim to hate onions, yet go to restaurants and eat the food there.

It’s not weird. I dislike it too. I feel like the coldness of the ice cream kind of ruins any flavour - ice cold chocolate doesn’t taste like anything and just gets in the way of enjoying the creaminess of the ice cream.

The gluten story reminds me of a lunch I had with a friend who came and visited me from out of town. She let me know that she really hated garlic and would tolerate it if necessary but could I please avoid it in the meals I cook. It was a little bit of an imposition as I tend to double or triple garlic amounts in…

Oh yeah, I don’t make a big deal out of it when he does get anxious (maybe just a, “Hey, she said no. Don’t worry about it.”) I just bring it up later. I certainly don’t want to add to the fuss!

Do you have tips for getting ones spouse to calm the fuck down about mealtimes? I am perfectly happy to offer food to my 3 year old and let her be if she doesn’t want it, but my husband, sometimes, just can’t let it drop. I tell him, “If someone offered you something and you refused and then they kept offering it…

He is awful.

Ugh Zoidberg is SO GROSS.

My old landlord was bitten by a rattlesnake. Not because he was trying to take a picture with it but because it was dark and his dog was barking at what my landlord thought was a faucet that someone had left on. He had a zombie arm and was really uncharacteristically grumpy and combative for several days.

My marriage must also be a sham as I wouldn’t call it hard either.

I barely made it through that season myself.

I’d have called it a chazwazzer.

Except for the cars in the video.

A Paper Bag Princess movie!

I had a client who used to bake cookies for my lesson horses. Sometimes, Saturday mornings would be too early for me to eat a proper breakfast. Sometimes, Saturday mornings, I ate a horse cookie for breakfast. Carrots, oats, flax seed and one or two other things.

No one chose Stephen Wright for Sadness? It seems so obvious.

I was waiting for this. I had this one queued up in case I didn’t find it:

My husband’s grandfather once asked a friend of my husband’s, who was over for some 13-year-old hanging out, this question:

I was wondering the same thing! He seems to have completely disappeared from all promotional material.