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6/19/15

Another one, after I complimented his jacket: “Well, I’m not sure how to take that. You have an pretty weird sense of style.”

6/19/15

Mild but: “Yer relly bad at darts. Can I show you how?”

6/19/15

My folks, London, late sixties. Nerdy socialists.

6/15/15

6/15/15

I found this so confusing. Those animals are put through the same thing that they put cows through and yet people were up in arms about it - the same people who would happily eat a beef burger.

6/15/15

He walked off and refused to do it anymore. It didn’t get cancelled, he disappeared.

6/14/15

This article just made me cry. I really miss my dog, he died two years ago this July. He always, always had my back and absolutely turned down attention and treats from people he knew I didn’t like. I always knew I was safe when he was with me. He was my little shadow and I often felt like it was him and me against…

6/12/15

Oh man. That is just such a rotten feeling.

6/12/15

We stopped taking them at some point because they were never very fun. My father invariably lost his temper at some point, screamed at all of us and then did something weird like leave my mother the middle of nowhere.

6/12/15

I wish my doctor had “abandoned” it.

6/11/15

This is very true.

6/11/15

Also, Brazil nuts go rancid so easily, I just can’t really forgive them.

6/11/15

Don’t buy it. My many Cornell vet friends are baffled by the grain-free dog diets and corn oil is really useful in as an energy and fat source for horses. I am a horse trainer.

6/11/15

Aren’t great mother-in-laws just the best?

6/11/15

She is insufferable.

6/10/15

Yeah. The gluten free nonsense is because they believe he has a gluten allergy, I think it is something much less interesting (flea bite allergy). They aren’t gluten free themselves. The vegan thing though - they feed him TVP and cooked vegetables along with vegetarian dog food. I don’t know. That vegetarian dog food…

6/10/15

I just pretend that that last season never happened. I watched one episode and then forgot to watch anymore, so it’s been easy to keep up the pretense.

6/10/15

That stuff is absolutely revolting.

6/10/15

My brother’s fucking dog is a gluten-free vegan. I am not kidding.

6/10/15

Every time I glance at a picture of this woman, my mind says, “Liz Lemon Dealbreaker hair” and I think it’s an article about 30 Rock. I know it’s not entirely accurate, but that’s just what my brain keeps telling me.