My daughter (age 2) knows the correct names for parts of her anatomy, to the end where on Saturday, she yelled, "DADDY DO YOU HAVE A VULVA?" at my husband while we were shopping at Lowes.

The soccer scene! [fans self and adjusts collar]

My dog once ate a 1 lb bag of peanuts. His poo looked like a PayDay bar.

The "how can you sleep like this?" Is a question that has been put to me many a late night, while I blearily try to figure out why have been awoken by someone yanking sheets (and maybe laundry) around underneath me.

I am on your side, but my husband isn't. It is maddening.

I find these pictures disturbing.

Thank you! I might do that.

Birthday parties are the best. Tell your beau that today is the best day to have a birthday.

No! Wild at Heart.

Yeah, I really like it too! And super easy for travel. There's no going back.

I feel the same way. I go a long way to try and reduce waste in my house - diva cup, bar shampoo, buying in bulk...but I draw the line at reusable toilet paper. I just can't.

I don't know how any person could find those bears acceptable.

"No one should poop in your hooha" sounds like the title of an upsetting pamphlet.

I'm pretty sure feces in the genitals will give you an infection, no matter whose it is. It's why girls are all taught to wipe front to back.

I am so with you on the vomit. AAARGH.

Just go ahead and skip the episode in which Amy and Rory leave. It's probably the worst episode in the entire series.

I showed that to my mother without comment a few years ago. She frowned at me and said, "Stop showing me things about masturbation" and walked out of the room.

There was a couple at my high school, both named Alex. They nauseatingly referred to themselves as Alex Squared.

I dated a guy in college who went by the nickname of Smalls. For the same "I couldn't even bring myself to say it out loud," I just used his real name, even though no one ever knew who I was talking about.

I met someone whose first name was Wayne once. He even gave me a mnemonic: "Wayne, you know, like John Wayne Bobbitt."