Now I'm wondering why I didn't try physical therapy for the crippling sinus pressure headaches I had during pregnancy.

I think it looks like a cartoon park ranger hat.

As an undergrad, I was the lucky recipient of nerve damage from an attempt to draw blood by someone so incompetent, she stabbed me 6 times before finding someone else. When I went back a week later to complain about the shooting pain in my arm, the doctor I saw told me that it "wasn't possible" for nerve damage to…

These eyebrows are far, far more manicured than mine ever are.

There's got to be some joke referencing an affair with a body-pillow, but I can't seem to come up with it.

I think they do go to Burning Man. I worked for a hedge fund in SV (just as evil as you've been led to believe, by the way) for awhile and our office, staffed with bros and those who had aged out of technically being a bro, pretty much shut down during Burning Man.

Aggressively boring is about the best description of that show that I've ever heard.

I was thinking that their wedding cake would be pink and purple with unicorns.

There's also one called "Zsofia".

This is exactly what I find so confusing about situations like this and I've never heard a satisfactory explanation.

This is exactly what I find so confusing about situations like this and I've never heard a satisfactory explanation.

Ha! You beat me to it! I thought of this exactly. :)

I know. That's why I'm surprised it made so much sense to me.

I misread the headline as "Groin Grazing" and it made perfect sense to me.

"If you have never felt oppression don't speak against it."

I have an undergraduate friend/former co-worker whom I met when she was 19. At one point she told me a story about a man on a bus talking to her a lot and wanting her phone number. She said, "I didn't want to give it to him, but I felt guilty not giving it to him because I didn't have a good enough reason."

Then:

One of the popular jerks at my high school later applied to be a baseball coach at my high school. He was given the job by the coach who did not check any references. It turned out that he grossly fabricated his resume and the school district rescinded his offer amidst much locally covered scandal.

I've always thought that if ice-skating is an Olympic sport, ballet should be as well.