My baby shower was co-ed. I had one under duress because a close friend said I had to, but if I'd left men of the guest list, it would have been a tiny shower and most of my best friends wouldn't have been there.

Yeah. Coop was way better than that dopey rich guy she did end up dating.

I have been waiting YEARS to bring out my pleated knee-length plaid skirt, tucked in sweater, white pantyhose, and red pumps.

That's really tough, but I've always, predictably, had a crush on Cooper. So I'd fuck him. Marry Hawk, kill Truman. Because Truman was a little bit sad at times, and Hawk was nothing but awesome.

My MIL feels the same way, so she went and replaced her bathtub with the biggest one she could find. Totally worth it - when it is all the way full, I float.

I had assumed that it was a misspelling of "spawn" as well.

Oh! The tummy!!!

The name Prue makes me think of this sketch, which admittedly isn't very funny, but I still sometimes yell "Prue! It's kicking off! (2m10s):

My SIL does this. She posts about how she married the most AMAZING man because my brother managed to do the laundry and make dinner. I feel that these are very low bars on the grown-up person scale and I often wonder if he finds it a little insulting.

I don't think anyone is saying she should be arrested or forbidden from having more children or otherwise punished. I think people are just saying that it's a pretty disgusting, unhygienic, potentially dangerous thing to do.

My thought too and sadly, also my disappointment. To Etsy!

I really wanted him to be the next companion. I knew it was a long shot, but still. He was so awesome.

Mine didn't, but fortunately I'm a fairly brown person to begin with.

I wish Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom had hyphenated their kid's last name.

I looked up face bras!

That is exactly my opinion. Formula trumps stranger-milk.

If I had been unable to breastfeed my daughter, I would have chosen formula over donated milk. Especially in the case of "black market" breast milk, being sold/given away over the internet - who knows what medication some stranger might be taking or whether they are storing it properly.

If I had been unable to breastfeed my daughter, I would have chosen formula over donated milk. Especially in the case of "black market" breast milk, being sold/given away over the internet - who knows what medication some stranger might be taking or whether they are storing it properly.

I know you all know better than to do this, but I briefly lost my mind and looked at the first 3 comments on the Daily Mail page.

Dumpling filling! Genius!