Shinji get in the fucking ice rink.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

You could say that this cosplay is “right on target.”

*screams in existential horror*

Her pelvic bones are trying desperately to escape this monstrosity.

The most comprehensive response to this asshattery was a comment on MSN.com by someone named Angela Blue pointing out the uber-hypocrisy:

“Miyamoto’s got a Muppet? May as well nickname it Other M!”

“Welcome to Pregnancies Alternatives where we specialize in nonbortions”.

Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

While it gets a little bossy in parts, the post is super useful as a guide for the parents of League players, as it also lets them know stuff like average playtimes, so that curfews and bedtimes can be planned accordingly.

Jesus. There aren't enough tables in the world to flip after reading this. I don't have the words to express my level of disgust. Bravo to Maria Treme for coming forward to call attention to this.

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f zero.

1. The character shown in the trailer is not wearing Link's traditional green outfit