these guys tied an ant to a pole holy shit

Zero.

Sure, sure, just let Big Brother crawl up your asshole to keep an eye on you. You neeeever break any laws ever, so nothing to worry about, right?

Please stop shilling Soylent.

Please stop shilling Soylent.

This isn’t the future I wanted.

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid’s Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald’s, Hardee’s, Popeye’s, Cane’s,
But of my tendies none…

It’s not the service, it’s just people.

What the fuck kind of president does a super bowl interview? Jesus.

I really wish they would bring back physical covers, even set to the dimmest setting the sun still stings your skin.

So leave then.

We could be shooting them from helicopters, but coastal liberals threw a shitfit over that.

Needs a vape to go with the boardless hoverboard

D:

Are those birbs being taken to a black site prison in Egypt or something

“There is no spoon.”

I can see the paddles smacking birbsout of the sky like a flyswatter.

The screen’s the size of your palm, 1080 is more than enough.

That’s why I eat neither.

Really hoping the dildo gun comes to market.