whatever. She still won the popular slope.

1. Apologize.
2. Maybe stop being an asshole.
3. Improve your workplace from within or leave.

This doesn’t seem like a situation that it’s that easy to fall into accidentally.

He is literally everything the GOP claims to hate.

Canadian drivers: annoyed by left-lane hogs, but too polite to shoot them down.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

I’m not sure if you can grab the ABC 7 live feed, but that’s the one I was watching... They had a much more zoomed-in camera on dude getting shot before cutting their feed. But the guy definitely took a gun out the bag and appeared to shoot at the cop that shot back at him.

I’ve been saying it all along, but would you people listen?

Jesus. I get it now. We will not be destroyed by weapons or disease. Its the spiders that will come for us.

the ocean is fucked up

It really is the little things.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

How fucked are you in the head to be Putin and take part and not be pissed that everyone is not trying around you? Like that’s a serious pathological issue, right? Because while I also suck ass at sports, if I was in the same position, I would be PISSED that no one was trying.

p51d007 jokes are always the funniest jokes because the person making the joke doesn’t know he’s making a joke.

You sound like some jilted ex, except on behalf of a country.

hm

It’s not. Blizz just pulled a Native American trade deal on this selfish idiot.

I started thinking about those cable-news gun debates where you always hear the same argument:

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”

My favorite is the guy in the white SUV at the end blatantly going for a sidewalk ride

Lets see, fat arms, fat tits, moon face, diminishing jaw definition (aka the beginnings of a double chin), the illusion of a waist as defined by a belt, and what seems to be the outline of ham hock thunder thighs? oh honey, you're obese, and if i saw you in public you'd automatically be classified as 'fat girl'. but…