It might not be the best, but if it’s not free it’s not free.

I’m just glad they got rid of that god awful glossy plastic.

IT’S THE GUBMINT’S CUMTRAILS

What is a “Shipper?”

As Satan, obviously.

cause it looks fuckin cool, that’s why.

He only showed us the truth.

I am fine with this.

Damn. He must be real good with the cyber and whatnot.

twerkmollusk

That impossibly tiny speck of metal sent out into an endless sea of nothingness it will never cross has traveled farther than any human could in a thousand lifetimes. It will probably also outlast humanity and at some point it will be the only human made thing left in this universe that says “hey, we existed.”

“IT PUTS THE CATNIP IN THE BASKET, OR IT GETS THE CLAWS AGAIN”

“the average duration from penetration to ejaculation for human males is less than two minutes,”

“Florida is America’s id”

$150 for something that sounds about the same as or worse than the wires ones that usually come with the phones for free?

This is the end we deserve as a species.

Quiet flights are the best flights, but a phone in everyone’s hand is ruining that too.

You could see him hesitate, probably thinking “This is the most Australian thing I could possibly imagine ever doing. I have to punch this kangaroo, or I will regret not doing so unntil the day I die. Forgive me, noble beast.”

God, that’s a gorgeous picture.

Does nobody buy their kid a fuckin bike anymore