I guess this is where the age gap comes in when I read Jezebel. I’m 50, my neighbor is 45 and we share a subscription to More. It’s a great magazine, with articles and fashion that appeal to a woman who can’t find relevant info anywhere else.

Yoko’s 25 Things could only be more Yoko if it were a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.

Could he also be Dean’s husband?

No. EVEN WITH THOSE ABS, HE IS STILL THE WORST RORY BOYFRIEND.

That could get old. It’s one thing to hear their blood-curdling screams when they’re, say, wandering about the San Francisco Zoo (where they give no fucks about the fences), but every day?

I’m a Gawker-Methusalah too. Are you one of the few left who still remembers lolcait?

That's just like your opinion, man

they’re posting about 3 articles for every gawker one.

I’d be all yell-y and scream-y about stereotypes, but I’ve been off work for the last two days, and only left my house to drive my kids somewhere.

Fun fact: I discovered when converting -40f to -40c that they are the same... holy crap that’s cold.

It’s the Cabelas hat, the souls of all the dead mounted animals imbue the products with special heat powers

To quote Lewis Black: “That’s not weather, that’s an emergency condition.”

Two people on my bus in tee shirts today, not jackets. One was carrying her jacket. 20 degrees and standing at the bus stop in a tee shirt. I thought I was being reckless with no gloves or hat...

Lets face it: if you live in Minnesota, what else is there to do?

We get stir crazy when its cold.

“Except I’m in a movie that’s representing a whole other group of disenfranchised people who have no voice in the world and this movie means so much to them.

Seriously. I want to know how many of the people jumping on him are actual people of color versus how many are grandstanding whites who want to out-ally an obvious ally.

I read Connie Nielsen as Connie Britton and I got real excited about about about goddess/queen hair. REAL excited.