My cousin was on House Hunters this season (you guys probably all hated her, she bought a really nice condo in Chicago).While I know the formula I dont’ think it ruined it for me at all! I still like seeing the housing options and what they like and don’t like about them. I still like tweeting about how god-awful the…

Because saying,

This thread needs more Loki.

It’s Ian Smolderholder.

“Blanchett was in talks to appear in the next Thor installment.”

What no Thor .gif? (Total chance to start the conversion to THOR only site?)

Were his civil rights violated?

Yes!! Double mastectomy with reconstruction right here! I got the solid silicone ones that they call “gummies”. They’re nice and squishy (like a - fresh - gummy bear, natch), and if they rupture, they won’t leak. Although, they would replace them just so no scar tissue builds up in the ruptured area.

No, no, no... It was what it was, totally appropriate based on the days we were living in. Don’t beat yourself up, the universe is in balance.

goddamnit how do people meet celebrities! and then convince the celebrity to have sex with them! how does one find harry styles and make him fall in love with oneself and one’s vagina!

My mom totally handed me off to a stranger on a plane once. I’d been screaming my head off, she was at her wits’ end, and a kindly old lady asked if she could try to calm me down. She still gets teary talking about how relieved she was.

LOL!! So many stars

Poor Kelly Welly, Mark-less again

Today we give thanks for a Mark Shrayber Dirtbag.

say it aint so i bet a weekly column from him would be full tilt bonkers we would love it so much

I feel like he’s Colin Farrell-ing us and right now all we get is drunk Renner. Someday we’ll get self aware Renner back.

THEY ARE OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE MOVIES.

It’s okay you just need to....

LeVar Burton, Ken Jennings.

Say hello to your new spokesperson: “We dress like students, we dress like housewives, or in a suit and a tie. I’ve changed my hair color, so many times now, I don’t know what I look like. Hi I’m David Byrne for Clairol.”

That was actually something I thought about yesterday a lot. They released the police scanner traffic audio about part way through the day, and I listened to it because it calms me. For some reason, listening to highly trained people remaining calm and performing their jobs in the midst of a horrible and chaotic…