Missed opportunity for better casting. They can gussy him up however they want, but, meh.

Barely on-topic: I still want to believe Courtney Love hired a hitman to take out Kurt Cobain because he was going to divorce her and cut her out of any royalties.

Loch Ness is a dinosaur who escaped extinction!

The lyric “boom boom boom, brighter than the moon moon moon” really speaks to me on an emotional level.

The interwebs are so big we are seeing a physical manifestation of the “million monkeys on a million typewriters” phenomena. Except it’s a billion monkeys and typewriters.

Yeah, I would love to know who exactly was behind the whole “if you want the farmhouse, you have to have a scene with Thor in a cave” compromise.

Happy Friday, everyone! Have a great weekend!

If this doesn’t happen in Civil War, the whole MCU experiment will have been a failure.

Based on your three things they get right, at least one of my coworkers is a serial killer.

Put me down for team “Robot made of vibranium with an Infinity Stone in his head who can fly, phase through walls and shoot lasers”

*whispers* dementia

I sighed at the prospect of Chris Hemsworth Ghostbuster news when really 95% of what I want has to do with the ladies... but yeah, that photo is the exact amount of adorkable needed for this morning. Thanks, Odinson.

That stupid couple found the body, but forgot to salt and burn the remains. They got what was coming to them.

Nicole Wallace is a sociopathic serial killer with a weird crush on Vincent D’Onofrio. Accept no substitutes.

“No one wants to be trapped living inside an Alfred Hitchcock horror movie,”

I am still waiting for a couple of my high school bullies to be arrested for running meth labs out of their trailer park homes. Every Facebook post that confirms that they are instead living apparently normal, crime-free lives is a small disappointment. I comfort myself with the knowledge that they’re all living…

Dear celebrity moms,

I’ll join my fellow commenters in saying that they only hire the best people to do those jobs. Despite what most people think, the police don’t just let any slob with a badge and a donut jack off in the evidence department. If anything, be thankful for the people who do this and save it from us. The police get a bad…

The people who review evidence has seen the worst of humanity. You should hope it is only them who see it because as I know they are a rock of civility and humanism.

The nerds who do that work have constitutions of steel and a good eye for what they’re viewing. They are the heroes of any department.