Yea, I’m from the midwest, have plenty of friends who love hunting. Legit hunters fucking *HATE* people that disobey the basic rules and dignity of hunting, because it makes them look terrible.

Are they still trying to spin “but Tom is just a front bc she is really dating Chris Evans but doesn’t want anyone to know!!”?

I was 22 when Charlie Brooker got married and I still went into a depressive funk for like a week. I really like Konnie Huq and I’m so glad they’re happy but... we could have been good, Brooker. We could have been real fuckin good.

TOM AND I STILL HAVE A CHANCE

Because of my true, burning love for Robert Smith, when he got married, my friend Tina and I formed a group called “DWM,” which stood for “Down With Mary*” We cut her picture out of any magazines in which she appeared, so that she would KNOW.

When one of my crushes gets married I just cross him off my freebie list.

+5 stars for King’s Island reference.

The LeBons lasted, too. Who’d have thought?

I was in middle school when Simon married Yasmin. I was sad because I knew it was time to stop fantasizing about meeting him on the Safari Park tram at King’s Island and him waiting until I was 18 to marry me, but I was happy that he was happy.

Giovanna! I did not take that well, either.

OMG yesss. Roger was more my thing but oh does it hurt when your imaginary boyfriend turns out to be a real human being with a real life and, and and....

My sister smashed her Roger Taylor key ring on a fence when he got married.

Yeah, Elizabeth seems like good people and Tom can’t pine for me forever, you know? I’m glad he’s moved on. I’m really happy for —

The Minnesota Twins Front Office: Sign This Bear!!!

I’m telling you, Yoko is The Watcher. Mark me words, matey.

I “don’t even go here” but made an account just to say that this is an excellent piece of journalism.

“confusing adult feelings I have for Thor”.

Pure Prairie League is probably the last band I’d expect to see in the comments on Jezebel. Kudos.

TBH I don’t disagree with Jerry Seinfeld. I don’t think what he’s referencing is “killing” comedy (that’s an overdramatic characterization; if it was, then why do comedy movies draw millions, comedy TV shows draw millions, comedy specials draw millions?), but I think a specific type of collegiate thinking is creating…