Because of my true, burning love for Robert Smith, when he got married, my friend Tina and I formed a group called “DWM,” which stood for “Down With Mary*” We cut her picture out of any magazines in which she appeared, so that she would KNOW.

When one of my crushes gets married I just cross him off my freebie list.

+5 stars for King’s Island reference.

The LeBons lasted, too. Who’d have thought?

I was in middle school when Simon married Yasmin. I was sad because I knew it was time to stop fantasizing about meeting him on the Safari Park tram at King’s Island and him waiting until I was 18 to marry me, but I was happy that he was happy.

Giovanna! I did not take that well, either.

OMG yesss. Roger was more my thing but oh does it hurt when your imaginary boyfriend turns out to be a real human being with a real life and, and and....

My sister smashed her Roger Taylor key ring on a fence when he got married.

Yeah, Elizabeth seems like good people and Tom can’t pine for me forever, you know? I’m glad he’s moved on. I’m really happy for —

The Minnesota Twins Front Office: Sign This Bear!!!

“Yes, Wesley, we are actually planning on bringing Blade back... only to Netflix, though... and you’re not gonna be in it... because, well, you’re kinda crazy.”

“What time is it?”

I’d like to talk to you about legalizing marijuana.

I’m telling you, Yoko is The Watcher. Mark me words, matey.

Here is the scene I want to see (can’t take credit for the idea; read it online):

“...may not be as dead as we thought.”

you’re just the worst kind of person

James Dobson was not just a psychologist, but was and is a conservative Christian pundit and that might have played into what Bundy told him.

I “don’t even go here” but made an account just to say that this is an excellent piece of journalism.

Actually he might make an excellent Bond.