Well, if she can't pull off Janis Joplin, I'm absolutely sure she has the talent to pull off Jackie Jormp-Jomp.

Alec Baldwin is one of those rare individuals where the answer to "Marry, Fuck, or Kill" is just "Yes"

Oh dear god, formula feeding and circumcision in one post. This is some kind of mommy-wars apocalypse isn't it!?!

I don't have answers for you unfortunately, but so far I have received two responses that have informed me I am in fact mutilated based on whatever definitions they chose. I am also either not dealing with some trauma or going to in the future.

clearly we've all been watching too much breaking bad

In addition to providing invaluable advice, you seem like a delightful human being and I would like to be friends with you.

Of all the things I am going to inevitably do to my child that will put her in therapy one day, putting her smiling photo on Facebook for people to see is probably pretty low down on the list.

Yeah! I want trigger warnings but only for MY triggers and not for anything else! This is completely reasonable and also definitely feasible!

Wow that's rough. You don't have to like it. You don't have to pretend to like it. But to call a harmless hobby childish and icky and tacky? That's a little mean spirited.

that exactly what I thought as well!

Ghostbusters?

I was totally going to post this! It's the first thing I thought of when I saw these tats, and I thought I was all edgy and cool and unique. *sigh*

you are spot on!!!!!!!

How fleeting was that moment?

Oh, give me a break. You don't have to be a duke to keep your farts to yourself. I find it classist that there is no expectation of decorum for these people because they're a stereotype of poor rednecks that is being fetishized for some reason I cannot fathom.

I know she isn't. But most of the people in the comments are, and most of the people I know who cry "cultural appropriation" every 5 seconds are.

When I was there the only book allowed was the big book aka the AA Book. The rationale behind not allowing outside reading materials was to prevent people from "isolating". (And the point about not reading about people partying makes sense too)As an introvert and a big reader, I found this no-books rule to be really…

I think they have to sound disinterested. 911 operators have to stay calm and not get emotional or they can mess up and that can cost lives.

I don't think "nervous" makes a lot of sense in this context. Minnesota voters only recently rejected a gay marriage ban, so the topic is likely less radioactive there than it could be elsewhere. As for whether it makes sense that mid-level talent veteran could have trouble finding work in the league...at this…