How I’m imagining Tom right now.

I thought they might have hooked up at the Met Gala.

I predict they will lay low until right before the Emmy’s- announce the engagement a week before and make their first appearance on the red carpet.

Several takeaways from this post for me:

In the late 80's when I was in college, I had to do a research paper on hate groups (in Minnesota, natch). To actually interview one Posse Comitatus member, I literally had to leave note at a dry cleaners, and then he left a note saying to meet him at Perkins on whatever date to talk. All their materials were hand…

None of these people (including my former lust bunny, Tom) are half as interesting at Betty, Veronica and Archie.

If someone had told me a year ago that Tom Hiddleston would be in the center of all this nonsense - I would have smacked them across the face with my Hollow Crown Trilogy.

On the contrary- I feel honored to associate with someone who knows this.

Secretly hoping she can blame the whole “I’m a concerned mommy and I don’t understand the internets or why that scary black man with the terrorist sounding middle name got elected” bullshit schtick that she used for so many years on him too.

Seven Stages of Grief:

In the words of my nephew :

I totally believe this. My hair is getting thinner, and my part is widening, but I chalked it up to genes and peri-menopause (which it very well could be), but I was also using a lot of dry shampoo.

I fully support this endeavor .

Pregnant. I’m calling it right now.

Definately Aidan- the main reason I bought Practical Magic.

#TeamLucifer

That’s what I’m talking about!

Leaning towards Aidan and Tom Hardy right now. I need the Anti-Hiddles.

I cannot handle the HiddlesSwift drama anymore!!

Soul mate. Bobble Loki is now in a drawer.