The cyclist husband shaves his legs more religiously than I do. He is even doing it in the winter now for no damn good reason and it is pissing me off because I am feeling the pressure to shave, too.

What crap. Lone, tiny, shimmering bright spot is that Mark Ruffalo and Steve Carell got nominated for Foxcatcher.

It snowed for 3 hours in Minnesota yesterday and the State Patrol responded to almost 700 accidents. Granted, it was cold and icy and that makes it worse, but FFS people, you cannot go 70 on I-494 during this shit. Minnesota drivers aren't any better, they are just more smug.

Darlene can throw all the shade at Mariah. ALL THE SHADE.

This seems pretty normal to me. When I was in a sorority (many years ago), there were pretty strict guidelines about when and where we could wear our letters. I know for sure we could not wear them to any bar or place where alcohol was being served (ha!), and could not wear them at any political canvassing or…

Um, that is about the most un-Minnesotan thing ever. You don't talk about your job in more than one sentence and you certainly don't just announce you are a Vanderbilt. Jesus, if you asked Prince what he did, he would simply say he was "in the arts" and then politely change the subject back to you.

Hiddleston's thunder officially stolen.

These people need their own little acre of Hell. Can you imagine as a dispatcher or call-taker just getting off the phone with a caller who is reporting their baby not breathing or a domestic and then getting a shit call like this before you can even catch a breath?

Bravo Burrito in St Cloud, MN. The only reason I ever go back to that godforsaken place.

*kneeling down to propose*

This link has some good ones...or else just google "Tom Hiddleston cannes.." and it will autofill to "tight pants" http://www.celebitchy.com/300311/tom_hid…

Ah Stillwater, just keep being your horrid, sanctimonious, oblivious selves.

I think for me, any Cannes pictures are going to be a let down after the Hiddleston Pants Affair of 2013.

If the Kimye plane crashes with a ton of celebrities on board, this thing will offically turn into a Jackie Collins novel.

Some night when I am in a drunken storytelling mood, y'all can gather around the campfire and Auntie Kelly will launch in a fucking 2 hour long tirade about those white freaking tights that Sherrie is wearing in that video. It killed me back in 84 and re-watching this video brought is all back.

Dear World,

I need this. I am at work until 5 am. I wish I could post some. Keep me awake and sexually frustrated , kids!!

I feel for bad him sometimes, too. The I remember he went to Eton with TomFuckingHiddleston and he probs has no idea how lucky he was to brush elbows with true greatness.

Jeremy Renner's hair from Hustle did not get a nomination, so I declared travesty and quit paying attention. Best thing about that film...by a mile.

Agree until you are on the line with 911 with an actual..ya know..EMERGENCY, and the dispatcher has to put you on hold so they can answer another 911 and they are fucking bitching about waffles.